yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

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baconbandersnatch:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

Well I’ll be dimmadamned.

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sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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