culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

(via athousandsplendidpuns)

is0lated-system:

littlemisspartyhardy:

sunpeach:

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

(Source: drarna, via athousandsplendidpuns)

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

(via lude-jaw)

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

(via lude-jaw)

vriksaserket:

more metal than the left side of the periodic table

(Source: buttermilkqueen, via lude-jaw)